You’re starting off the season
on a bad foot. These are some of my favorite days, for sure. You know what
you’re gonna do today? You’re gonna run the
New York City Murrathon. -Yeah. -The “Murrathon”? Yeah. The Marathon
already happened. Today is the Murrathon. You start here on the Brooklyn
side of the Brooklyn Bridge and run over
to New York. That’s all right.
That’s it? I can run over
the Brooklyn Bridge. I’ve done it before.
-Okay. All right. Is that it? Other things will happen. [ Tires screech ] [ Laughter ] What’s going on? It’s always good when a van screeches up, isn’t it? Hey, Murr,
get in the van. God! [ Laughter ] All right, see you later. Both:
Those are your shoes. Have fun, buddy! Oh, come on! Are you seri… ♪♪ -Look at him. -All right, buddy. You ready to race? [ Air horn blares ] Okay, I get it.
I get it. And he’s off! Here we go. This is so dumb. By the way, it’s, like, 30 degrees out right now. Oh, geez! There’s no arch support
in these things. It could be worse. You could
have flat feet like Sal. Oh, gosh. [ Cheering ] Q: Yeah, Murr!
They’re cheering for you, buddy! Keep going! Surprise one was that
he had to run. Surprise two
was the outfit. Surprise three
were the shoes. Here comes surprise four.
-Surprise four, coming right up. Murr: Very good. Oh, thank you. [ Laughter ] We didn’t put warm water in those cups, either. Consider this payback for you
sending Busey after me. Are you serious?
It’s freezing out! Run!
Go, hurry up. The clock’s ticking, Murr. You want a good time! -You guys are son of a — Oh, my God. What are you doing? Oh!
Oh, my! Oh, my God! He’s a bobblehead! It’s so cold! It’s so cold! Oh, my God! Just so you know, the heat is on
in this van. We all have coffee. You son of a bitches. [ Cheering ] There you go, buddy.
Come on! Son of a bi– All: Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! I — son of a — son of a — that’s not how
marathons work! You’re right, the marathons
don’t work that way. This is a Murrathon. How many — All right! All right! Son of a —
Oh, my God. She had three cups. Three cups! You son of a bitch! Kelly Maxwell hit him
with three cups. That’s one of
our producers. Kelly Maxwell is fired! My crew loves Murray. Murr:
You son of a — Oh, my God. All right, all right, all right! Hit his balls!
hit his balls! She had two cups! I’m hydrated! Do you think today’s
the day he realizes we’re trying to kill him?
-Yes, I think so. This whole TV show is just an assassination attempt on his life. I’m almost in Manhattan. There’s my apartment. Thanks, dick. [ Laughter ] -We should get going.
-Yeah. Home stretch —
here we go. [ Cheering ] Q: Here he comes.
Here he comes. [ Cheering ] ♪♪ Joe: Yay! All right, pal! -My first Murrathon! [ Laughter ] [ Cheering ] Murr: What?! What? This is not how you run a marathon! I’m not cleaning this up!