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“José Jalapeño’s ski trip” | Jeff Dunham’s Very Special Christmas Special | JEFF DUNHAM

“José Jalapeño’s ski trip” | Jeff Dunham’s Very Special Christmas Special  | JEFF DUNHAM

– You know, um, I don’t think Jose celebrates Christmas. – No? – He said, no, they do something called Navidad. (laughter) with some chick named Phyllis. (laughter) – Feliz Navidad. – Yeah, that bitch. (laughter) (applause) – That means… Continue Reading

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Peanut | All Over the Map | JEFF DUNHAM

Peanut | All Over the Map  | JEFF DUNHAM

(yodeling music) – [Jeff] Something else interesting, did you know that Norway sends Sweden its garbage to use in its recycling programs? (audience laughs) – A lot of countries import other countries’ garbage. Canada gave us Justin Bieber. (audience laughs… Continue Reading

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“Walter’s Wisdom: The joys of marriage” | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM

“Walter’s Wisdom: The joys of marriage” | Arguing with Myself  | JEFF DUNHAM

– Getting married’s kinda like buying a new car. – A new car? – You know when you see that car in the showroom floor, just before you take it home? – [Jeff] Yeah. – That’s as good as it’s… Continue Reading

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“Walter the weather man” | Spark of Insanity | JEFF DUNHAM

“Walter the weather man” |  Spark of Insanity  | JEFF DUNHAM

– So, Walter, you guys have been married a long time. – Oh, yeah. – Ups and downs in every marriage. – Yeah. You ever been to any marriage counseling? – (groaning) Yes. – What’d that do for ya? –… Continue Reading

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Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son – Jeff Dunham – Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM

Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son – Jeff Dunham – Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM

Jeff: Look, what I want you to do is, I just want you to look over there while I’m getting him out. So you won’t peek, okay? Just look over there. Achmed: Oh, wait a minute. When I’m not looking,… Continue Reading

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"Walter's holiday cheer" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special | JEFF DUNHAM

"Walter's holiday cheer" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special | JEFF DUNHAM

so Walter you look very festive happy holidays you're really gonna try this aren't you happy holidays I am NOT doing any Christmas crap it'll be fun you are so gay just pretend what fake it does your wife do… Continue Reading