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“Indian Tech Support” | Russell Peters – Almost Famous

“Indian Tech Support” | Russell Peters – Almost Famous

Anything Indian people can do I can’t do I’m always impressed whenever you do something intelligent like computers. I’m shit on a computer I’m not good… Are you good on a computer, Edward? You’re Chinese, you better be going computer… Continue Reading

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Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son – Jeff Dunham – Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM

Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son – Jeff Dunham – Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM

Jeff: Look, what I want you to do is, I just want you to look over there while I’m getting him out. So you won’t peek, okay? Just look over there. Achmed: Oh, wait a minute. When I’m not looking,… Continue Reading

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David Harbour’s Theatre Troupe Received an Abysmal Review from The New York Times

David Harbour’s Theatre Troupe Received an Abysmal Review from The New York Times

-How are you? -I’m good, man. I’m good. -You’re in the building for “SNL.” -I am, yes. -First time hosting. -Yes, yes. -You were saying backstage, “dream come true.” How are your nerves? -Uh… [ Laughter ] I’m terrified. -Yeah.… Continue Reading

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New York Times’ Maggie Haberman Reveals What Really Scares Trump

New York Times’ Maggie Haberman Reveals What Really Scares Trump

-Welcome to the show. -Thanks for having me. -I feel like I know you. I feel like I know you far better than I know you because I read you all of the time. You have known Donald Trump for… Continue Reading

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Amber Says What: Nike’s Colin Kaepernick Ad, Aretha Franklin’s Funeral

Amber Says What: Nike’s Colin Kaepernick Ad, Aretha Franklin’s Funeral

-We don’t always have enough time to cover everything in the recent news, so here with a recap is one of our writers, Amber Ruffin, in a segment we call “Amber Says What.” ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -You… Continue Reading

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“Rice is Rice” | Jo Koy : Live from Seattle

“Rice is Rice” | Jo Koy : Live from Seattle

I’m half white and half Filipino, that’s what I am… Which means my dad was in the military That’s not even a joke… That’s real shit A lot of soldiers were fighting for this country My dad was dating I’m… Continue Reading

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Wanda Sykes Shares Her Last-Minute Oscar Voting Strategy

Wanda Sykes Shares Her Last-Minute Oscar Voting Strategy

Happy 10th anniversary to you and Alex. Yes. Congratulations. Thank you, thank you. That’s very exciting. Yep, we’re still hanging in there. You’re hanging in there. What did you do, anything special? We went out to a nice dinner. And… Continue Reading

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Best Of: Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias | Netflix Is A Joke

Best Of: Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias | Netflix Is A Joke

– Next thing I know, Snoop reaches under the desk and he pulls out the biggest blunt I have ever seen. (audience cheering) Oh, this sucker was huge. As soon as he pulled out that freakin’ blunt, I got excited… Continue Reading

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Donny Deutsch Thinks New York Courts Will Take Down Donald Trump

Donny Deutsch Thinks New York Courts Will Take Down Donald Trump

-You were friends with Donald Trump before he ran for president. And then you were one of the people who predicted, based on knowing him and based on knowing how he operated that he was going to win the primary.… Continue Reading

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Tenement Museum – SNL

Tenement Museum – SNL

>>OKAY, SQUEEZE ON IN HERE GUYS. OUR NEXT STOP ON THE MUSEUM TOUR IS THIS APARTMENT WHICH APPEARS EXACTLY AS IT WOULD HAVE IN 1913.>>OKAY, PAY ATTENTION, GUYS. SOME OF THIS IS GOING TO BE ON THE QUIZ. >>NOW, THIS… Continue Reading