[YELLS] [SCREAMS] Shit. NARRATOR: This season
on The Real Housewives of New York City– [MUSIC PLAYING] We like to– Are you ready? I like crazy people. Whoa. It’s like a car wash. Sonja. Don’t– pull your chair– Dorinda. Let’s just please just
have one glass of wine. Oh my God. Ramona, even. I would pick up myself. You guys are hot
[BLEEP] messes. Oh. I was never a trophy wife. My show is tried and true. [BLEEP] you. You’re back with Scott? You’re going to have
to get over this hump. Well, I’m moving to Chicago.
So there’s no [BLEEP] hump. This is a leap of faith. Do you feel like
you’re stuck right now? I pretended like
everything was OK. Is this [INAUDIBLE]? No, honey, no vodka. Oh, it tastes so good. Dorinda, this is like heaven. We love Mexico. All right. [SCREAMS] Look who is here. I missed you, darling. Something is really
bothering Dorinda. I’ve sat and supported
you my whole life. You’re a coward. Sit your ass down. I never said that. You’re a sick human being. Get over it. They got [INAUDIBLE]. We want to help you. Don’t you understand? There’s a problem here. We want to help you and
you’re not getting it. We have a new
girlfriend who’s lovely– Leah. You’re amazing. I love you.
– I think she’s a classy girl. I think she’s quite lovely. Kind of rough on the edges. [YELLING] I never [BLEEP] the pirate. Motorboat it. Oh my God. I’m excited. I’m excited. Dorinda. The [INAUDIBLE]
is out of the box. Oh, boy. Oh, he’s back. [SCREAMS] What’s wrong with us? I think there’s a lot wrong. Worse [BLEEP]
dinner party ever. Would anybody like a shrimp?